March 30, 2014: Happy Birthday, Batman!
March 30, 2014 by Joseph Mallozzi
The caped crusader is 75! Let’s celebrate the big day with some of Batman’s most memorable covers…
Does that skunk contain a kryptonite bomb?
The superboys, always comparing the size of their…uh…diamonds.
You can tell they’ve hit rock bottom by the little hobo sack on sticks they’re carrying.
While no actual crime has been committed, they’re getting a beating anyway.
Shocking! I think the bird is done! Ha ha! Seriously though. Let’s get him to the burn unit.
Let me guess. Your driver’s license?
Doing a fine job of blending in.
And by “red” you mean “pink”, right?
On the one hand, he could kill Robin. On the other, he’s THIS close to a perfect game.
Batman’s to do list: 1. Get laid. 2. Capture Joker.
Yeah, whatever happened to “Batboy”, a.k.a. “lamest superhero ever”?
Good thing that dog is wearing a mask. Wouldn’t want to reveal his true identity.
Pesky drafts! Presumably, this was before the invention of the bat-clasp.
It wouldn’t be so tragic if he weren’t so talented.
I would seriously reconsider placing my trust – to say nothing of my life – in the hands of a trained ape. But maybe that’s why I’M not a superhero.
Now why the hell would the Queen make that crazy asumpti – Oh. Right.
Batman: Fashion Menace!
Been there. Fought that.
Oh, right. The snowy white beard. He’s really old.
Ah, the pain of unrequited love.
Have at thee, truculent street lamp!
Turning him into a baby was bad, but dressing him in those culottes was unforgivable.
Ho ho! Those pranking sidekicks!
Every superhero has their weakness.
It’s Paul! Paul’s the dead one!