Movie begin in 965 AD when Odin, King of Asgard, defeat army of Frost Giants and save de nine realms (Earth, Middle Earth, Lower Earth, Ringworld, Narnia, Neverland, Westeros, Oz, and De Mushroom Kingdom). A truce be called but, years later, it broken by de Frost Giants who try to steal de source of deir power – let’s call it de frost box. Dis not sit very well wit our dreamy hero, Thor, son of Odin, who enlist help of his fellow Norse Gods – de most un-Scandinavian looking bunch since de Muppet Show pit band, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.
Thor and co. visit Frost Giants and kick ass. Odin show up, reprimand Thor, and punish him by banishing him to Earth.
On Earth, Thor, stripped of his godly powers but still holding onto his heavenly good looks, get reskued by team of scientists in New Mexico. Scientists not sure what to do wit him. He a real fish out of water, claiming be a god, and seem downright crazy. On de other hand, his abs be pretty spektacular – so scientists decide to let him hang around.
Meanwhile, it turn out Thor’s hammer, Mjolnir, banished to New Mexico too. It get diskovered by locals, den government agents, but no one able to pick it up. Thor hear about it, sneak in, try to pick it up – but can’t. He captured but eskape and develop fast-track romance with sexy scientist over course of one maudlin night-time conversation.
Meanwhile, we diskover dat Thor’s brother, Loki, behind all de Frost Giant trouble.
It turn out he helping de Frost Giants because he really a Frost Giant baby adopted by Odin after de war. But why, you may ask, he not look anyting like a Frost giant? Shut de F up, me may answer.
Meanwhile, Thor’s buddies travel to Earth to get him back. But Loki find out and send de Destroyer, a automated Asgard sekurity system, after dem to kill Thor. Great aktion sekwence ensue. Thor’s buddies getting deir asses kicked. Thor offer to sacrifice himself for his friends. Dis prove he be worthy and Mjolnir fly to him. Finally, he be Thor again and fun can start! Halfway through de movie
Thor defeat Destroyer. He and his buddies return to Asgard to stop Loki from leading Frost Giants against Odin -
BUT it turn out Loki set up entire scenario to defeat Frost Giants once and for all and prove himself to Odin. Turns out he just be misunderstood. Awwwwwwww.
Thor destroys de rainbow bridge, cutting off Asgard from Earth and puppy heaven. Loki allow himself to fall into dark abyss after his feelings hurt by Odin.
Back on Earth, pretty scientist pining away for Thor and his abs. Meanwhile, it revealed that Loki be still alive! Dun-dun-DAAAAAH!
Verdikt: Great once it finally get going – halfway thru de movie.
Rating: 6.5 chocolate chippee cookies.