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December 13, 2007 by josephmallozzi
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Warm, caring, outgoing executive producer seeks fearless fans/potential volunteer corps militia for walks on the beach, long discussions on books, scifi, and haute cuisine, and world domination. Candidates should be honest, intelligent, and good with laser rifles.
Me! Me!
sign me up i’m all for the whole world domination thang… lol
Hey Joe-
Nice digs, really. Oh, and enjoy your quality time with your mother; those of us without mothers are jealous and wishing we had one more day…
One question that is absolutely driving me nuts; where are the jet skis, Joe? The kayaks? The canoes? Mother of a horse, Joe, it’s a city floating on water. Alantis is full of jet jockies that would get all giggly going 85 mph across the water or trying to stay up right in a kayak. Carter is a speed junkie; this is already canon. I can see her playing jet ski chicken with John and then both of them fishtailing water onto those unsuspecting souls basking in the sun on the pier. (I volunteer to show them how it is done.) This child of the (Atlantic) ocean wonders why there are no dockside parties with scantily clad half naked men in swimming trunks,(please use Speedos judiciously), drinking beer and talking manly things? Why are there no combat water polo matches? Joe, please use the water; it’s a wicked prop. Sag
Yeah….world domination sounds like fun.
“Volunteer” - that means that we don’t get paid doesn’t it. I have two cats to support so maybe I will have to think about it.
Okay Mr M! Warm and caring? What about your villainous persona? Do you not care about the fans that love to hear your snarky responses, and like to feel the wrath of Mr M now and again?
*sniff* With that said it is very quiet over here. Where the heck have all the grumpy people gone? *misses that* So, moving swiflty on. World domination? Hmmm let me think about that for a while [beat] count me in. 
You know how I love to hear the sound of my own voice, and with an audience, think of the chaos and anarchy that could ensue! It would be just like old times. 
*hugs*
I’m good with an AK-47. Do I qualify?
I’m with Susan in feeling a bit skeptical about this “volunteer” la-de-da. Sure, dress it up with long walks on the beach and fascinating conversation with a warm, caring, outgoing, polymathic power-that-be (who just happens to have multiple socipathic personalities and who likes to use chopsticks to practice detaching ears), but being a member of a world-dominance-type militia isn’t all pear beignets and dark-chocolate crème brulée.
Also, if we have to use laser rifles instead of our customary weapons (the Death Star, in my case), and *especially* if we have to be honest, I’d like to see some pretty impressive remuneration - say, carte blanche at Fuel, for starters, plus personal ninja training with Jet Li. If you want to rule the world, you need to look generous to potential supporters.
Contact sensitivetorturer@badnurses.com if you want my curriculum vitae.
PS: Who knew that a bogus email address would show up as a link?
*pulls out Glock service revolver and caps the monitor screen*
Fearless fan here who would love an opportunity to share her story ideas for season 5 of Atlantis with you..(Daniel Jackson story lines)! I’m also an avid reader and mythology junkie. As for world domination…bring it on!
Do I need to sign a life long blood oath? I may not be good with a laser-rifle but I’m honestly willing to try… Sign me up!!
Hello. Since I am looking forward to the Ark of Truth movie and hope it does well financially so that more movies will be made I feel obligated to inform you that the full movie is available to download and people are posting online where to download the movie. I know there is no way to pull the movie from every single website that has it or to stop people from burning and then selling it to other individuals. However, since there is another movie that has not yet been leaked you should attempt to find who leaked the Ark of truth so that person does not leak the next one.
Aren’t YOU supposed to fill in the bit at the top with all your details? Just under “About” and the date of 13 December.
Not sure if I should say “Duh” or “Doh”.
I like lazer-tag — does that count? ;P
Hi
I love to read, eating is one of my hobbies and Im in the US Military…we are always set on world domination.
Joe, I have recently started my own blog. Each week I will post a review on a different book I have read. This week I did Flaming London and next week is The Rosetta Codex. i was wondering if you had any suggestions on some great books that would captivate my audience.
Thanks
If possible, kindly schedule Operation Global Turnover (blackberry would be nice) during a full moon, when my pack and I can wreak maximal havoc. Werewolf Brigade will hit Washington first, then London. (But first we’ll have a break for Chinese take-out.)
Hey Joe,
Im a long time fan of your blog and find it very usefull for all the latest information on the Stargate world.
Great new design as well.
I’d love to ask a huge major favour if i can, would you consider adding the Atlantis Archive to your blog roll?
here is the web address http://www.atlantisarchive.com
Its okay if you cant, id just love to get the site noticed abit more
Hello Mr Mallozzi, my name is Christophe, and I am a French Fan of Stargate SG1 and Atlantis, by advance, excuse me for my English, it acts of a machine translation made on Internet.
I wanted to say to you that you do very good work, and that Season 5 seems well left to be excellent, but I find like much fan in France, that there is not enough nonhuman race aliens, and that it will be sympathetic that it appears a recurring race enemy coming from another galaxy, advanced which handles with the perfection the secrecies of Stargate and which it is not human, I think that that could only make the series better.
Another thing, just a detail, if you could reveal in an episode, a member of Atlantis with the French flag on its shoulder only the time of a few minutes, that would be super sympathetic… considering France is the only country of the United Nations not having had its representative on Atlantis.
I wish you a good continuation, and very good final for season 5, surprising and imposing being the hundredth episode with being the death of Wraiths ?
++ Christophe
Hi Joe
I appreciate you always taking the time to interact with your fans.
I am Curious to know if Ronon’s character is ever going to mellow out and gain some compassion as far as always going off half-cocked, always looking at every stranger with evil intent, and especially bullying Rodney (really hate that. He reminds me of some high school bully’s I knew). In the Last Man episode it was really annoying to see Ronon jerk Carson Beckett up off the floor (like he was a dog) when they were making their escape. I mean the poor guy was hurt.
I know he has come a ways with that since his introduction, but he can still be a bit annoying being a shooting first and asking questions later kind of guy. Diplomacy is not his calling. I seem to always find myself saying, (Hehe) Ronon, shut up put the damn gun away and follow orders. or, I hope it’s on stun. Thanks for reading Joe. -Ken
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and good with laser rifles.
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*makes note to go target shooting with, not at, spouse*
Hey Joe,
Congrats on such a long-running success with Stargate. Hoping you might have a moment to chat.
Cool…Hi Joe. Just wanted to say thanks for being good at what you do. I have ZERO creativity myself. Maybe I missed it Your recommend reading but I saw no mention of the GrandMaster of scifi Robert A. Heinlein. Do find his material a little “dated”? True, Heinlein generally wrote of the near future and the future caught up with him but except for Roddenberry none of the old masters foresaw the impact of ever cheaper computers or their effect on commutations and uh
answered the phone and now I have no idea where I was going with that.
I can do the long walks on the beach, but only have cutting wit and sporks as a defence mechanism.
Guess it’s not enough… *Sniff*
Laser rifles I could handle with some training. I’m good with the regular variety and handguns, also handy with a longbow (the Elven blood, ya know)…
Walks on the beach…yeah. As long as the beaches of the Cocos (Keeling) Islands please.
World domination is my life’s ambition - Queen of the Universe would be better, of course. Only because my elementary school report said “does not respect authority”…to me, that meant I must BECOME the authority in order to respect it. I’ll set up an online voting booth soon. I’ll make a great Queen.
Scifi-fantasy buff since childhood - even got to meet my idol Ray Bradbury at the Santa Barbara Writers’ Conference in 2005 (scored a scholarship via my writing mentor). John Wyndham, Heinlein, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke & Robert Silverberg are some of my other favourites among the old guard.
So, do I get the job? huh huh?
Look forward to more wit and wisdom from the Baron and his cohorts.
- Dana
Hi there Joe.
Been watching Stargate here in the UK since I was nine years old and I’m seventeen now.
Sadly, living in the UK means I can’t enter the ‘Enter the Gate’ sweepstakes despite being convinced I’d be an incredible Wraith…can’t get a McKay answerphone message either.
I love to read, love to eat, love to watch scifi and I am attempting world domination at the moment mwah.
Good with various forms of weaponry so laser rifles probably won’t be a problem.
I miss torri
Hi Joe,
I have a bit of good news and an update, also a book recommendation favour to ask. Please email me when it’s convenient for you.
TT
Hey,
Is that a black pug?
SO cute!!!
;P Sandy
Warm, caring, outgoing executive producer seeks fearless fans/potential volunteer corps militia for walks on the beach, long discussions on books, scifi, and haute cuisine, and world domination. Candidates should be honest, intelligent, and good with laser rifles.
Hey Joe, I believe I’m an honest sometimes intelligent person. I love food, sometimes scifi and with the world leaders today I would love to help with world domination but the walks on the beach would not go well with the hubby. Ha Ha! Nice blog, love reading them.
Bonjour John ,
Je lis votre blog a tout les jours et j’ai hate impatiemment a la nouvelle serie stargate saison 5. Un ami a moi m’a dit qq chose par rapport a la saison 5 qui se trouve deja sur youtube malheureusement , pouvez vous me contacter via email sur mon addresse inscrite dans ( leave a reply ) et je vous mentionnerai ce que j’ai trouver sur youtube .
Merci
Hani
Hi Joe,
As a history teacher I spend my days learning and teaching others the ins and outs of world domination…so I’m game. I of course love scifi…but only the kind that makes me think. But I’ll probably running on the beach. I just discovered the blog and I love it!
Still learning where to post things so here we go….My husband and I are going to Vancouver at the end of July for our 2 year anniversary. Do they hold any tours of Bridge Studios? We’ll only be there a few days before leaving for an Alaskan cruise.
Prends moi prends moi…. J’ai toujours été tenté de dominer le monde….
Je me suis beaucoup pratiqué avec un P90 dans Call of Duty 4. Je devrais donc être pas pire avec un pistolet laser…
Et je voudrais profiter de cette opportunité pour souhaiter mes condoléances à la famille de Don S. Davis. Cette une perte tragique que de perdre un artiste avec un tel talent!
Joe said:
You’re hired. Welcome aboard.
Thanks! Now if only I could learn to close my blockquote …
“World domination,” hm?
Well, I never planned it as a group activity,
But I suppose I could set aside my ego and live a little!
I’ve blue prints, if you want…just…a little something scratched on a napkin then second drafted to a spiral notebook then final drafted to a 1 inch binder, 12 point Times New Roman (apropos, neh?) font, double spaced, MLA formatted, with illustrations… Nothing special.