This same time last year, on a bit of a lark,
I thought I would take some time off from the snark,
And compose a brief poem filled with puzzling clues,
For fans of the show to deduce should they choose.
As such I suppose I’ve raised expectations,
That this year include some like revelations,
Ensconced [...]
Archive for December, 2007
December 31, 2007: Poetic licentiousness
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December 30, 2007: Misquotes, luncheon meat, and my darkhorse wins!
Posted in Uncategorized on December 30, 2007 | 80 Comments »
Over the course of a given season, I may do anywhere from 30 to 50 interviews. Given the choice, I always prefer a face to face with the interviewer as it allows for an amiable, relaxed, and fairly straight-forward conversation. Steve Eramo is a guy who has interviewed me countless times and it’s always a [...]
December 29, 2007: Last Argument of Kings
Posted in Uncategorized on December 29, 2007 | 78 Comments »
Sometimes I’ll pick up a book on the basis of some good reviews. Other times, I’ll pick up a book on the recommendation of a friend or fan. Still other times, I’ll pick up a book because the write-up on the jacket has piqued my interest. And, finally, there are those rare instances when I’ll [...]
December 28, 2007: Mom’s surprising night out
Posted in Uncategorized on December 28, 2007 | 70 Comments »
While I wouldn’t describe my mother as anti-social, I would argue that she is much, much, MUCH more comfortable socializing with people she knows. Which is why she was of two minds about going to visit her old friend Carla last night. On the one hand, she hadn’t seen Carla in years and, now that [...]
December 27, 2007: Fondy gets bogged down, I miss a photo op, and creepy gingerbread men
Posted in Uncategorized on December 27, 2007 | 83 Comments »
Next to playing Santa at the nearest home for wayward youth or joining a roving choir for a boisterous round of caroling, what do you figure would be the last thing I’d want to be doing this time of year? Yep, you guessed it: visiting my local botanical garden for its seasonal Christmas light show. [...]
December 26, 2007: This blog is hoting!
Posted in Uncategorized on December 26, 2007 | 84 Comments »
“Tonight, we’ll be watching a movie downstairs in the theater room,”I informed my mother. “You can choose between The Queen, As You Like It, or Snakes on a Plane.” She seemed delighted at the prospect. But, come 8:00 p.m., she chose neither and we ended up staying upstairs where she watched The Sound of Music [...]
December 25, 2007: Feasting, Festing, and Frickin’ Dog Bites!
Posted in Uncategorized on December 25, 2007 | 76 Comments »
Merry Christmas to all those celebrating! We fested in grand Mallozzi tradition by pretty much eating our faces off. Now, usually, I prepare a roast for the occasion but, since the gang at Fuel offered, I was more than happy to take a couple of magnificent cote de boeufs off their hands along with some [...]
December 24, 2007: Release the Holiday Hounds!
Posted in Uncategorized on December 24, 2007 | 95 Comments »
In my family, we like our Christmas trees like we like our dinners: eclectic, colorful, and of occasional dubious taste. Check out this year’s artistic evergreen – all angels and ice skates and sparkly gold violins, decked out like David Arquette hitting the town. Nothing says Christmas like a brightly festooned pine – with the [...]
December 23, 2007: Pirating, Pugs, and Postings
Posted in Uncategorized on December 23, 2007 | 127 Comments »
A heads up to anyone posting comments to this blog about The Ark of Truth. Yes, I’m aware an unfinished version found its way online and I thank you for bringing it to my attention. No, I will not be allowing any discussion on the contents of Ark of Truth until its official release. So [...]
December 22, 2007:
Posted in Uncategorized on December 22, 2007 | 84 Comments »
I was sufficiently recovered from my chocolate overdose by the time we hit Fuel. And good thing too because, going by previous experience, we’d be doing some major feasting on this night. Since I had pre-ordered our main course, we only needed to concern ourselves with the appetizers. However, one of the nice things about [...]






















